After 315 very, incredibly, agonizing long pages, ladies and gentlemen, we have the first sex scene of the very first book. I say agonizing, because for the first 315 pages, it had been leading up to that very point. Now, our 'star-crossed lovers', as they are continuously called throughout the book, have been miraculously re-united, by chance of course, and are now living under the same roof (long story short, she inherited the house he was renting...). Now with that said, you would think that they would of at least hooked up in the first 50 pages, maybe 100. But noooooo...they had to be all 'Oh no, he can't remember the one time we had sex 4 years ago, i'm going to avoid him completely'.....for serious??
Needless to say, i'm rather disappointed with book 1 of 70-something...the sex was average at best, was sparked by her whining to him in the middle of the night, and only lasted a few pages. Puh-leeeese. Spare me the melodrama, and give me something good.
Only about 70 pages are between me and book 2...let's hope it fares better than number 1....about anything could be better...zombies maybe!!
New record...longest wait for a sex scene: 315 pages.... >.<
"Spare me the melodrama, and give me something good."
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-BGil